what in god’s name
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER FOR 47 WEEKS. INSTANT CLASSIC OF THE FIELD. PUTS DR. PHIL OUT OF BUSINESS. BUY COPIES FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ALL TAKEN CARE OF THIS YEAR. YOUR AUNT WHO’S STILL FEELING A LITTLE SHAKY AFTER THE DIVORCE. YOUR CHILDHOOD BESTIE WHO’S BEEN SINGLE LONGER THAN SHE’D LIKE TO HAVE BEEN. YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE WHO’S DATING A TOOOTAAAAL LOOOOSEEEEEER BUT SEEMS LIKE SHE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER SHE DESERVES. YOUR MOM WHO WAS STRESSING ABOUT GOING GRAY. YOUR COWORKER WHO’S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HER SAD SALAD LUNCHES WITHOUT DRESSING. “THIS REALLY HELPED ME,” YOU’LL SAY, HANDING IT TO THEM METICULOUSLY WRAPPED AS DR. STYLES RECOMMENDS BECAUSE DEMONSTRATING YOUR CARE FOR OTHERS IS A WAY OF CARING FOR THE SELF AND ALSO A NICE THING TO DO (THERE ARE MORE DETAILS IN CHAPTER 3, CARING FOR YOUR INNER LOUIS TOMLINSON, AND CHAPTER 8, CARING FOR YOUR OUTER LOUIS TOMLINSON). “HIS OPRAH INTERVIEW HAD A LOT OF REALLY GOOD STUFF TOO, I THINK IT’S STILL ONLINE,” YOU’LL SAY, AS THOUGH YOU DON’T WATCH IT AT LEAST FOUR TIMES WEEKLY TO REMIND YOURSELF THAT EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS TRUE, AND ALSO BECAUSE WHEN HE STARTS EXPLAINING HIS METHODS HE CALLS THEM “THE STYLES STYLE” AND WAITS FOR PEOPLE TO LAUGH AND WHEN NO ONE LAUGHS HE CRACKS UP SO MUCH HE FALLS OFF THE COUCH AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY TO WATCH. “YOU’RE NOT REALLY A DOCTOR, ARE YOU?” OPRAH ASKS HIM AT ONE POINT AND HE GRINS AND SAYS “WE CAN BE ANYTHING WE BELIEVE” AND THE AUDIENCE CHEERS AS HE SPONTANEOUSLY GETS UP AND STARTS HUGGING THEM ALL, ONE BY ONE, WHILE OPRAH NODS BECAUSE THIS GUY GETS IT. HE GETS IT. HE GETS US. HE LOVES US. HE GIVES US THE WILL TO DRINK ENOUGH WATER AND EXORCISE OUR WARDROBES OF UNFLATTERING CLOTHES AND THE STRENGTH TO FORGIVE OURSELVES WHEN WE FAIL. REPEAT TO YOURSELF: “THAT WAS OKAY!” NO MATTER WHAT IT WAS. THAT’S THE STYLES STYLE.
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